Tag Archives: hit in crotch

War, Inc.

IMDB Rating: 6.50
1281 votes

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A political satire set in Turaqistan, a country occupied by an American private corporation run by a former US Vice-President (Aykroyd). In an effort to monopolize the opportunities the war-torn nation offers, the corporation's CEO hires a troubled hit man (Cusack), to kill a Middle East oil minister. Now, struggling with his own growing demons, the assassin must pose as the corporation's Trade Show Producer in order to pull off this latest hit, while maintaining his cover by organizing the high-profile wedding of Yonica Babyyeah (Duff) an outrageous Middle Eastern pop star, and keeping a sexy left wing reporter (Tomei) in check.
Actors
Brand HauserJohn Cusack
Marsha DillonJoan Cusack
Natalie HegalhuzenMarisa Tomei
Also posted in 2008, Action, Comedy, Crime, Drama, High IMDB rating, Thriller | Comments (0)

Postal

IMDB Rating: 3.60
4670 votes

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The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but political figures as well.
Actors
Postal DudeZack Ward
Uncle DaveDave Foley
RichardChris Coppola
Also posted in 2007, Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller | Comments (0)

Sudden Impact

IMDB Rating: 6.30
6890 votes

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After destroying a case involving a crime lord, Harry Callahan is sent down to San Paulo to investigate the killing of a man found dead in a car. Jennifer (the killer of the man in the car) is murdering all the rapists who brutally raped both her and her sister 10 years ago, and she has returned to San Paulo to exact her revenge. Harry becomes inadvertently involved in Jennifer's own troubles during his investigations, all the while not suspecting she is the killer.
Actors
Harry CallahanClint Eastwood
Chief JanningsPat Hingle
Captain BriggsBradford Dillman
Also posted in 1983, Action, Crime, Drama, High IMDB rating, Thriller | Comments (0)

Cyborg

IMDB Rating: 4.20
5236 votes

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A martial artist hunts a killer in a plague-infested urban dump of the future. He is the protective escort for a half-human, half-cyborg woman whose programming contains a possible cure for a plague that's threatening to wipe out the entire population of Earth. But a woman is kidnapped by the martial artist's evil nemesis while they are en route to her Atlanta headquarters. That leads him right into a lion's den of sadomasochistic torture and torment.
Actors
Gibson RickenbackerJean-Claude Van Damme
Fender TremoloVincent Klyn
Marshall StratAlex Daniels
Also posted in 1989, Action, Sci-Fi | Comments (0)

The Badge

IMDB Rating: 6.20
1385 votes

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A sheriff (Thornton) begins an investigation into the death of a local transsexual after hearing that high ranking politicians may have been involved. Although he is homophobic, his investigation causes him to be rejected by others, forcing him to seek help from the people he once despised.
Actors
Sheriff Darl HardwickBilly Bob Thornton
The JudgeWilliam Devane
Deputy JacksonMarcus Lyle Brown
Also posted in 2002, Crime, Drama, High IMDB rating, Mystery, Thriller | Comments (0)

Superhero Movie

IMDB Rating: 3.80
4719 votes

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Orphaned high school student Rick Riker is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, develops super powers (except for the ability to fly), and becomes a hero.
Actors
Rick Riker/DragonflyDrake Bell
Lou Landers/HourglassChristopher McDonald
Uncle Albert AdamsLeslie Nielsen
Also posted in 2008, Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Thriller | Comments (0)

Keeping the Faith

IMDB Rating: 6.60
17502 votes

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A love triangle between three friends. Rabbi Jake Schram and Father Brian Finn, two friends, are out to update their religions and draw in more worshipers. With the arrival of Anna Reilly, an old childhood friend of the two, the men's lives are thrown a curve ball. Anna has become a stunning beauty with a lot of spunk and ambition, and both of them want her. A major road block to Anna for both men is their religion. Jake is up for a head position at his synagogue and taking on a non-Jewish partner is frowned upon, besides the fact that his mother disowned his brother for marrying a non-Jewish woman. Brian has given a vow of celibacy to become a priest.
Actors
Rabbi Jake SchramBen Stiller
Father Brian FinnEdward Norton
Anna RileyJenna Elfman
Also posted in 2000, Comedy, Drama, High IMDB rating, Romance | Comments (0)

Army of Darkness

IMDB Rating: 7.50
37549 votes

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In this sequel to the Evil Dead films, a discount-store employee ("Name's Ash. Housewares.") is time-warped to a medieval castle beset by monstrous forces. Initially mistaken for an enemy, he is soon revealed as the prophecised savior who can quest for the Necronomicon, a book which can dispel the evil. Unfortunately, he screws up the magic words while collecting the tome, and releases an army of skeletons, led by his own Deadite counterpart. What follows is a thrilling, yet tongue-in-cheek battle between Ash's 20th Century tactics and the minions of darkness.
Actors
AshBruce Campbell
SheilaEmbeth Davidtz
Lord ArthurMarcus Gilbert
Also posted in 1992, Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, High IMDB rating, Horror | Comments (0)

Congo

IMDB Rating: 4.40
12291 votes

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Greed is bad, this simple morality tale cautions. A megalomaniacal C.E.O. sends his son into the dangerous African Congo on a quest for a source of diamonds large enough and pure enough to function as powerful laser communications transmitters (or is it laser weapons?). When contact is lost with his son and the team, his sometime daughter- in-law is sent after them. She is a former CIA operative and, accompanied by gee-whiz gadgetry and a few eccentric characters (including a mercenary, a researcher with a talking gorilla, and a a nutty Indiana-Jones-type looking for King Solomon's Mines), sets out to rescue her former fiance. What they all discover is that often what we most want turns out to be the source of our downfall.
Actors
Dr. Karen RossLaura Linney
Dr. Peter ElliotDylan Walsh
Captain MunroErnie Hudson
Also posted in 1995, Action, Adventure, Mystery, Sci-Fi | Comments (0)

Corky Romano

IMDB Rating: 4.10
4511 votes

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A naive, bumbling veterinarian named Corky Romano the outcast son if a Mafia boss, is recruited by his family to infiltrate the FBI and steal any and all evidence that will put his cranky father named Francis A. "Pops" Romano in jail! But he's in way over his head when he's made out to be a super agent. It's a reputation must live up to as he tries to fake his way through one tough assignment after another while hunting for the elusive incriminating proof of his father's illegal activities.
Actors
Corky RomanoChris Kattan
Agent Kate RussoVinessa Shaw
Francis A. 'Pops' RomanoPeter Falk
Also posted in 2001, Comedy, Crime | Comments (0)
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