Jane Austen’s Mafia!

IMDB Rating: 4.70, 4499 votes

Taglines
  • An Epic Saga Of Disorganized Crime
  • From One of the Goodfellas that brought you the Naked Gun
  • Hits happen.
  • If you like Oscar winning drama and touching romance and you've got an hour and a half to kill This Summer Prepared to get Whacked
  • See It Early. Avoid the mob.
  • The Comedy You Can't Refuse
Storyline
Young Vincenzo Cortino, son of a Sicilian postman, delivers a package for his father and accidentally sees something he should not see. In a donkey's, well, he is smuggled out of town, where he tries to reach a ship headed for America. There, Vincenzo works his way up to the top of the Mafia. One day, his youngest son makes a mistake and has to leave town. A little later, he ends up as a casino boss in Las Vegas. But the heads of the other families want old Don Cortino out of the way. So, they shoot him 47 times and send a *very* attractive woman to distract his son from his casino work. Will he fall for her or will he return to Diane, who, by the way, had run for President successfully in the meantime?
Actors
Anthony 'Tony' CortinoJay Mohr
Joey CortinoBilly Burke
Diane SteenChristina Applegate
Pepper GianiniPamela Gidley
SophiaOlympia Dukakis
Vincenzo CortinoLloyd Bridges
Young Vincenzo CortinoJason Fuchs
Dominick ClamatoJoe Viterelli
Cesar MarzoniTony Lo Bianco
Fatso Paulie OrsattiBlake Hammond
Frankie TotinoPhilip Suriano
GorgoniVincent Pastore
CarlaMarisol Nichols
Clamato's WifeCarol Ann Susi
BonifacioGregory Sierra

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